April 26, 2007

We're a PROFIT center, retard

I don't know what the deal is with certain Salescritters here at this company. I mean, ok, apparently you have to be a little bit dense to be in Sales, but come on. Salescritters should still know the difference between a 'cost center' and a 'profit center', right? I mean hell, that's all they concern themselves with is the bottom line. So why is it that certain salescritters at $dayjob can't seem to grok the fact that Technical Support is a profit center just like our Professional Services group? We are not the IT group, which is a cost center. Technical Support's services are bought and paid for by those nifty little support contracts that the salescritters are always, you know, SELLING.

I don't really care at all if a customer didn't think ahead and buy a UPS, or they weren't backing up their data, or whatever the excuse of the day is. They shot themselves in the foot, twice: once for whatever the excuse is (no UPS), and the second time by not buying a support contract to begin with. We certainly can't rectify the first, but they damn well better rectify the second before I commit my teams efforts and resources to the problem.

GET A DAMN CLUE, SALES.